I always said that the Hollywood and Highland Center draws in the mass consumer tourist zombies... I just never thought that they would be so graceful.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Emotional Exorcism
*Preface*
I am tired so this post may get a little non-sensical and/or whiny. Please to be moving on if you do not approve of such posts.
Tonight was weird. I feel used. Let's back this train up though and start at the beginning. Recently I have been getting strange vibes from alot of women, some that I am friends with, some that I don't know from Eve. The basic jist of it is this: Women have been noticing me lately. Not in the "ooooo I need to jump this guys bones" way, more of a "I am going to go up to him and tell him exactly what I think of him" way. Not that it has been bad. Over the last month I have been told by no fewer than 4 complete strangers that I have a beautiful face, or very handsome features or something alone those lines. I have been pretty obviously persued by at least one girl, which might be nice if I don't find a way to fuck it up. Tonight though I was asked to come over to a friends house for the evening. I did. It was fine. Lots of flirting. Some cuddling. (Told once again that I am attractive.) But then the weird happened. This friend proceeds to then uses my being there as a passive-aggressive weapon to my other friend via texts. It also becomes very obvious to me that she likes him but isn't getting the attention she wants from him and is using me to make him feel jealous... or at least trying to. All of this makes me feel very VERY uncomfortable. Now she also asked me to hang out with her for halloween, which I was considering, but now I realize that it was just her way of trying to have me so he can't have me. To which I say FUCK THIS and am removing myself from the situation entirely. I choose no sides. I am Switzerland.
All that being said. I am feeling very lonely right now since I am nothing more then a tool. I think I miss being loved and loving someone in return. (Though I do have lots of friendly-love! Thank god for that!)
I am tired so this post may get a little non-sensical and/or whiny. Please to be moving on if you do not approve of such posts.
Tonight was weird. I feel used. Let's back this train up though and start at the beginning. Recently I have been getting strange vibes from alot of women, some that I am friends with, some that I don't know from Eve. The basic jist of it is this: Women have been noticing me lately. Not in the "ooooo I need to jump this guys bones" way, more of a "I am going to go up to him and tell him exactly what I think of him" way. Not that it has been bad. Over the last month I have been told by no fewer than 4 complete strangers that I have a beautiful face, or very handsome features or something alone those lines. I have been pretty obviously persued by at least one girl, which might be nice if I don't find a way to fuck it up. Tonight though I was asked to come over to a friends house for the evening. I did. It was fine. Lots of flirting. Some cuddling. (Told once again that I am attractive.) But then the weird happened. This friend proceeds to then uses my being there as a passive-aggressive weapon to my other friend via texts. It also becomes very obvious to me that she likes him but isn't getting the attention she wants from him and is using me to make him feel jealous... or at least trying to. All of this makes me feel very VERY uncomfortable. Now she also asked me to hang out with her for halloween, which I was considering, but now I realize that it was just her way of trying to have me so he can't have me. To which I say FUCK THIS and am removing myself from the situation entirely. I choose no sides. I am Switzerland.
All that being said. I am feeling very lonely right now since I am nothing more then a tool. I think I miss being loved and loving someone in return. (Though I do have lots of friendly-love! Thank god for that!)
Sunday, October 19, 2008
SNL
If anyone didn't catch SNL last night, you totally missed out. They were on! From the Palin opener to the Mark Wahlberg retort to the NARC school. All good stuff.
Thank god for Hulu!
Thank god for Hulu!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Stereo-Typical Blog Post #4
The last few nights have been full of dreams. Weird dreams. Sexy dreams. Epic dreams. I am not one for writing these flights of brain death down, but some of them have been eating at me, so I will exercise them onto the virtual page.
The first few happened a couple nights ago. The first being a certain someone who shall remain nameless, but knows who they are, was caught doing a naked backflip off of one balcony to the one below in some sort of bet. Not much there, except the image of what my brain preceives this person to look like naked, which is awesome. The second dream that night was alot more frightening. I was being chased by a mole like monster that was about 4 foot high and made out of the same material as Stretch Armstrong. It caught me, wrapped itself around me and as I was trying to push it's face away it bit my finger with it's mouth full of tiny needle sharp teeth and chewed it off. Luckily I woke up at that moment.
The second batch came last night. The first one started off great. I was at a party at my friends house in Seattle. Turns out it was a sex party where the girls choose the guys that they want. I was the third guy picked and it was by this gorgeous girl. She took me upstairs. Got naked. I helped start her motor if you catch my drift and sent her over the finish line... then she kicked me out. End of dream. The problem with this dream is that it happens all the time for me. Not the same one mind you, but different ones with the same theme. Me in a sexual situation where I don't get to have sex. After psycho-analizing myself, I think it has to do with me knowing I am good at the lead ups, but my lack of confidence in the actual act itself. Psycho-babble over. Onto the EPIC dream of the night.
I was on a family vacation in some South American villiage with all of my extended family. They all went off to a movie without me and I was rushing to catch up. I got lost, but luckily my friend Eliana was there to point me in the right direction. Before she let me go though, she told me that I would need to be careful with my new gift and use it at the right time, or the world would be over. Other stuff happened. I found out my gift was to freeze anything I touched. I also found out that there was a girl that was going to lead a ceremony to rise the devil and I had to stop her. I found the secret location in a valley between two huge mountains where the ceremony was going to take place. It turns out the girl was actually Eliana and I had to freeze her before she finished, but I couldn't because every time I would touch her she would melt the ice. Somehow I figured out that if I grabbed a pole and held her against it I could freeze her. When I did, the power surged and froze everything in the valley. I passed out and when I came to the place was one big iceberg, but Eliana was gone and I was told that I didn't stop it in time, but I could still fight my way to her and stop all hell from being raised. That's when I woke up.
Pretty awesome reading other people's dreams right? Neat!
The first few happened a couple nights ago. The first being a certain someone who shall remain nameless, but knows who they are, was caught doing a naked backflip off of one balcony to the one below in some sort of bet. Not much there, except the image of what my brain preceives this person to look like naked, which is awesome. The second dream that night was alot more frightening. I was being chased by a mole like monster that was about 4 foot high and made out of the same material as Stretch Armstrong. It caught me, wrapped itself around me and as I was trying to push it's face away it bit my finger with it's mouth full of tiny needle sharp teeth and chewed it off. Luckily I woke up at that moment.
The second batch came last night. The first one started off great. I was at a party at my friends house in Seattle. Turns out it was a sex party where the girls choose the guys that they want. I was the third guy picked and it was by this gorgeous girl. She took me upstairs. Got naked. I helped start her motor if you catch my drift and sent her over the finish line... then she kicked me out. End of dream. The problem with this dream is that it happens all the time for me. Not the same one mind you, but different ones with the same theme. Me in a sexual situation where I don't get to have sex. After psycho-analizing myself, I think it has to do with me knowing I am good at the lead ups, but my lack of confidence in the actual act itself. Psycho-babble over. Onto the EPIC dream of the night.
I was on a family vacation in some South American villiage with all of my extended family. They all went off to a movie without me and I was rushing to catch up. I got lost, but luckily my friend Eliana was there to point me in the right direction. Before she let me go though, she told me that I would need to be careful with my new gift and use it at the right time, or the world would be over. Other stuff happened. I found out my gift was to freeze anything I touched. I also found out that there was a girl that was going to lead a ceremony to rise the devil and I had to stop her. I found the secret location in a valley between two huge mountains where the ceremony was going to take place. It turns out the girl was actually Eliana and I had to freeze her before she finished, but I couldn't because every time I would touch her she would melt the ice. Somehow I figured out that if I grabbed a pole and held her against it I could freeze her. When I did, the power surged and froze everything in the valley. I passed out and when I came to the place was one big iceberg, but Eliana was gone and I was told that I didn't stop it in time, but I could still fight my way to her and stop all hell from being raised. That's when I woke up.
Pretty awesome reading other people's dreams right? Neat!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
PG Porn
I don't know why someone hasn't thought of this sooner. Why don't we take those ridiculous porno scenes, the ones that happen before the sex... and remove the sex? What do you get? A silly scene with bad acting and a horrible premise. COMEDY GOLD! James Gunn (Director of Slither, Tromeo and Juliet and Ex-Husband of Jenna Fischer) and his brothers have done exactly that with "James Gunn's PG Porn".
Basically he just got some of his actor friends (Firefly's Nathan Fillion, Smallville's Michael Rosenbaum and his brother Sean Gunn, best known for his character Kirt on Gilmore Girls.) together with some of porn's most famous faces and bodies (Belladonna, Aria Giovanni and Sasha Grey).
Sounds good right? Wrong. It's GREAT! Below is the first scene that was released today. I won't say anything more about it, as to not give a bit away.
So sit back, relax but keep your pants on for...
JAMES GUNN'S PG PORN!!!
Nailing Your Wife
Basically he just got some of his actor friends (Firefly's Nathan Fillion, Smallville's Michael Rosenbaum and his brother Sean Gunn, best known for his character Kirt on Gilmore Girls.) together with some of porn's most famous faces and bodies (Belladonna, Aria Giovanni and Sasha Grey).
Sounds good right? Wrong. It's GREAT! Below is the first scene that was released today. I won't say anything more about it, as to not give a bit away.
So sit back, relax but keep your pants on for...
JAMES GUNN'S PG PORN!!!
Nailing Your Wife
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Side Bar: A is for Awesome!
Ok. So I just wanted to take a little time and talk about how awesome my friend Ashley is. Today we went to see Nick and Nora's Infinite PLaylist, which besides from being a little too emo/hipstery was pretty great. It was totally what I needed after a week of being sick and hanging out with semi-douchy people on set. After that we went and bought some car smelly stuff for my car and a pillow for her butt, or bed, or something. (And I came across this really fucking soft pillow that was like holding the most amazing pet but without the pooping and the taking care of... but that's besides the point.) Anyway. It was just great hanging out with her today since she is one of those people that you can just have fun with and not worry about being whatever it is that other people want you to be.
In conclusion. Ashley is awesome. I am drugged up and happy. It's a nice sunny and chill day out. I am going to go and fall asleep in the sun I think. Like a cat. (Also, Ashley makes the most adorable LOLCatz voice... ok I'm done.)
Right. Tonight = Party, Party, Sleep. Tomorrow = eForAll Coverage and work.
TTFN.
In conclusion. Ashley is awesome. I am drugged up and happy. It's a nice sunny and chill day out. I am going to go and fall asleep in the sun I think. Like a cat. (Also, Ashley makes the most adorable LOLCatz voice... ok I'm done.)
Right. Tonight = Party, Party, Sleep. Tomorrow = eForAll Coverage and work.
TTFN.
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