Stereo-Typical Blog Post #4

The last few nights have been full of dreams. Weird dreams. Sexy dreams. Epic dreams. I am not one for writing these flights of brain death down, but some of them have been eating at me, so I will exercise them onto the virtual page.

The first few happened a couple nights ago. The first being a certain someone who shall remain nameless, but knows who they are, was caught doing a naked backflip off of one balcony to the one below in some sort of bet. Not much there, except the image of what my brain preceives this person to look like naked, which is awesome. The second dream that night was alot more frightening. I was being chased by a mole like monster that was about 4 foot high and made out of the same material as Stretch Armstrong. It caught me, wrapped itself around me and as I was trying to push it's face away it bit my finger with it's mouth full of tiny needle sharp teeth and chewed it off. Luckily I woke up at that moment.

The second batch came last night. The first one started off great. I was at a party at my friends house in Seattle. Turns out it was a sex party where the girls choose the guys that they want. I was the third guy picked and it was by this gorgeous girl. She took me upstairs. Got naked. I helped start her motor if you catch my drift and sent her over the finish line... then she kicked me out. End of dream. The problem with this dream is that it happens all the time for me. Not the same one mind you, but different ones with the same theme. Me in a sexual situation where I don't get to have sex. After psycho-analizing myself, I think it has to do with me knowing I am good at the lead ups, but my lack of confidence in the actual act itself. Psycho-babble over. Onto the EPIC dream of the night.

I was on a family vacation in some South American villiage with all of my extended family. They all went off to a movie without me and I was rushing to catch up. I got lost, but luckily my friend Eliana was there to point me in the right direction. Before she let me go though, she told me that I would need to be careful with my new gift and use it at the right time, or the world would be over. Other stuff happened. I found out my gift was to freeze anything I touched. I also found out that there was a girl that was going to lead a ceremony to rise the devil and I had to stop her. I found the secret location in a valley between two huge mountains where the ceremony was going to take place. It turns out the girl was actually Eliana and I had to freeze her before she finished, but I couldn't because every time I would touch her she would melt the ice. Somehow I figured out that if I grabbed a pole and held her against it I could freeze her. When I did, the power surged and froze everything in the valley. I passed out and when I came to the place was one big iceberg, but Eliana was gone and I was told that I didn't stop it in time, but I could still fight my way to her and stop all hell from being raised. That's when I woke up.

Pretty awesome reading other people's dreams right? Neat!